good luck with that.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
midnightinjapan
zezlemet

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

vandallsavage

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

aliceinozwiththebeast

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

thespectacularspider-girl

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

switch-up-snowfox

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

angelicxpersona
fairydusts

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

feministfront

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

marvus-x0loto

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

its-probably-all-elves

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

brothernatures

just girly things~🌟

dickganseyboy
touchmydannywoodhead

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

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This is a very important lesson to learn